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Friday, April 9, 2010

The Drowning Iguana

As a lifeguard, we are trained to respond to emergency situations. We communicate through whistles and we are expected to respond accordingly. One long whistle means a relatively minute emergency. Three long whistles means something serious is happening ... so get on top of things and deal with the emergency as quickly and as efficiently as you possibly can. The three long whistles take priority – so stop whatever you are doing because all help is needed. Lifeguards in training go through rigorous training, preparing ourselves for anything we might experience as we lifeguard of the side of the pool. But none of our training deals with iguanas, or any animal/reptiles for that matter.

It was a hot day in late July, summer of 2007. I was finally a fully certified lifeguard, and I was ready for anything, any emergency that might come my way. It was a beautiful sunny, yet muggy day at the outdoor pool in the east end. The pool was packed to maximum capacity. It seemed like on that particular day, the heat got to people’s minds and made them all do crazy and stupid things. People were fighting, pretending to drown, kids ran around the pool. On that particular day, I personally had to jump in twice to rescue a drowning child from the deep end. The lifeguards were stressed and fed up! We just wanted the day to end.
It was finally ten to five. At five o’clock in the afternoon, the pool temporary shuts down in order for the staff to eat dinner. That's when the dreaded call happened. I was lifeguarding at the big pool. The three long whistles came from my boss at the wading pool. I immediately became nervous for I did not know what was happening, or what emergency must have happened with one of the small kids from the wading pool.
I evacuated the big pool. Made sure no one was left in the pool and without delay went straight to help out my co-worker at the wading pool. I prepared myself for the worst, like someone who was not breathing or had a spinal cord injury or even worse, a head injury. I was scared for what was to come, for it was my first real emergency.  Once I got to the wading pool, I saw something green “drowning” or trying to save itself from the water.

“What are we suppose to do for this thing?” I asked. “We can’t go in the water and potentially put our lives at risk,” my boss answered back. And so, 8 lifeguards stood at the side of the pool just staring in awe of the frantic iguana drowning in our water. We were incredibly confused. Where did it come from? Was this a joke or a prank? We did not know.

The men were too scared to do anything with the iguana, so one of the female lifeguards took a net and scooped the iguana and placed it in an empty garbage can. What exactly were we suppose to do with it? We waited for the SPCA and due to something dangerous which could hinder the safety of our clients, we were “forced” to close for the evening, or we just wanted some time off!

Video of the Week: Lady Gaga's "Telephone" cover

I may not be Lady Gaga's #1 fan, but these girls can sing!


Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Things That Piss Me Off :)

I never read spam emails, or forwards, or emails which may or may not waste my time. I am simply not interested in emails which “will make you laugh” because honestly, they are not funny. I absolutely hate those chain emails which promise that “we will fall in love in a year if we forward the email to two people or you will fall in love in six months if we send it to six people...” – those don’t actually work. And I think people who actually forward those are desperate. However this past Thursday as I was checking my email, I come across this forward sent by a friend of mine. I immediately checked the email off and sent it to my trash can. After thinking for a second, something aroused my curiosity and I went to see who sent it. It was sent from my friend Alex and without thinking; I clicked on it and found myself reading the article. The article is titled “How To Piss People Off,” from http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/books/845/pissoff.htm  I suggest reading it if you are in need of a good laugh! After having a good laugh, I decided to write a list of things that piss me off.
  1. Slow walkers or slow drivers. They waste my time.
  2. Chain letters or forwarded emails. Who actually thinks that by forwarding an email to annoy other people on your contact list will grant you a wish or make the love of your life fall into your arms? Never works.
  3. People who ask me “can I ask you a question?” before they actually ask me what they want to know.
  4. Country music.
  5. When people ruin the ending of a movie or a novel before I have seen or read it.
  6. When the high beams from the car behind me reflects in my rear-view mirror.
  7. People who take out more than 8-10 items at the express checkout counter.
  8. People who leave the empty toilet paper roll on the rack and do not replace the roll.
  9. Disruptive people during presentations or lectures.
  10. People who call, leave a message but don’t leave their name, forcing me to guess who called.
  11. People who block the entrance of buses, metros or elevators.
  12. People who cut in front of lines.
  13. People who chew gum or food loudly or with their mouths open.
  14. People who speak loudly during movies.
  15. Traffic or people who cause it.
  16. Unpleasant odours in a confined area.
  17. Getting stuck in the rain.
  18. Large Crowds.
  19. Hypocrites.
  20. Chronic liars.
  21. Having to experience early mornings.
  22. Long bus rides.
  23. Shoveling after a big snow storm.
  24. Being the last to shower and not having any hot water.
  25. People who are constantly tardy.
  26. People who are incompetent.

Video of the week: Jamaica Video 2009

Hey Guys

Here's a video of a few things we did on my humanitarian trip to Jamaica last summer.
Enjoy!

p.s. click on the "Jamaica4" below, it will redirect you to another site!

Jamaica4

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Yoga: To stress or not to stress??


CTV Montreal news has been doing a special report for the past few days on how yoga can help out stressed out children. According to the study, children these days are busier than ever, over stimulated and overloaded with information and technology. "We're always in a rush to do things. We're always running from one place to another. So I teach the children to breathe, to be grounded, to be present in the moment." (Angie Continisio – Yoga instructor) Although there are no statistics or reports on the effects that yoga has on the stressful lives of children, the children interviewed by CTV seem to enjoy it!

          It all started during the registration procedure for my second semester at Marianopolis. To my dismay, all the “cool” classes for physical education classes were all full.   I knew there had to be a catch for being among the last of the students to register for the upcoming semester. So, there I was sitting in front of the computer screen in the computer lab of the fourth floor of the D-wing in complete shock.  If I did not want to extend my stay as a CEGEP student, my only option was to take yoga during the upcoming semester.  HOLY TOLEDEO!  What would the guys say? They wouldn’t stop making fun of me. My masculinity would be flushed down the drain the moment I would walk into that class.  Nevertheless,  I sucked it all up and ahead with it and tried to convince myself that it would definitely help me relieve stress from the incredibly hectic workload that Marianopolis so generously offers us.

          The first couple of classes were not bad. We learned how to “breathe properly”.  Apparently, I was breathing incorrectly for the past 18 years.  The best part of each class for the first half of the course, the teacher incorporated a relaxation session where the students just lay down quietly for 20-30 minutes and relax.  Let me tell you, there’s nothing better than a teacher allowing his/her students to catch up on a few Zs during class time.  The second part of the course was when the hard part started and oppression to our bodies began.  During this half of the course, we were expected to fold our bodies in half, bring our legs over our heads and perform handstands.  Just in case you don’t already know, guys are not generally the flexible types.  I was, therefore, forced to manipulate my body in ways I did not know was possible.  At times, yoga was incredibly stressful, especially because I had to be graded on what I was doing.  Yet, just like the media reports have stating how beneficial yoga can be to young children; I learned how it can be a very relaxing experience – outside the classroom setting!



Video of the Week!

Hey!
A friend of mine sent me this video. The guy in the video is actually competing on American Idol this season. Let me know what you think!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Oh Canada, We Did It Again!

There I was sitting on the hard wood floor of our family’s living room floor, mouth and eyes wide open, shocked at what just had happened.  It was Sunday afternoon, February 28, 2010 and I was beside myself as Team USA just scored the goal that could potentially change the entire game. You see, Team USA and Team Canada were competing at the final Vancouver Olympic event and Team Canada absolutely needed to win this game! Not only would it have meant that Canada beat the world record for most gold medals won at any winter Olympics; but, a loss would have meant that we would have lost to the Americans.  Hockey between Canadians and Americans has always been a big event; and so we needed to win this game to keep our pride!

Forty-eight seconds in the third period of regulation time, the U.S. scored a goal on our goaltender, David Luongo, to tie the game, leaving me in a state of disbelief.  For the remaining forty-eight seconds of the period, Canada did a great job at playing defence and superbly protected their net from another goal.  Crosby finally scored the winning goal 7 minutes and 40 seconds in overtime which got our entire nation on our feet screaming and cheering as Canada not only won the gold medal game versus the United States but also led us to breaking a world record for winning the most gold medals at an Olympic Games event.

"It doesn't even feel real. It feels like a dream, our team worked really hard in regulation time and they got that one by us in the end. But we came out in overtime and this is just an unbelievable feeling." said Crosby as Canada clinched a record eighth Olympic men's hockey gold.
Can a star athlete get anymore humble than that?  GO CANADA GO!!!!! 

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Senseless Fight

It was 10:55 a.m. on Thursday morning.  I, along with approximately twenty other students hopelessly tried to pay attention to our physics teacher as he explained something to do with electric potential.  It was too early in the morning; so, honestly, who remembers?  Suddenly, Claudia’s cellular phone vibrated.  Her screen illuminated indicating a new text message.  Curiously, I leaned over to see who would possible distract her from concentrating in physics class.  As usual, she pulled her cellular phone away from me to hide the identity of the caller and the secret message.  “Christopher, mind your own business!” she exclaimed.  I turned to her, obviously upset and told her, “Whatever, I don’t care, hide all the messages you want, keep the secrets, I’m gonna remember that.”  Two things I absolutely hate are:  1. I detest when people hide things from me; and, 2. I loathe when people lie to me.   Claudia had clearly executed both violations.  What were the secrets about anyway?  Nevertheless, there was a secret and it was not for me to know.  

            “Lovely!” Claudia thought to herself as she witnessed Christopher storm out of the classroom.   “What a pretty reward for sitting through this boring physics class.”  He invaded my privacy to the nth degree.   I quickly removed my cellular phone from his hands before he could read the text message.  As I did that, his smile turned upside down into a frown.  That “pissed off” look he sometimes puts on was immediately painted on his face.  What a sour puss!  Honestly, gets worked up over the smallest of issues.  The point is that if he finds out that I am meeting up with Karina after school he’s going to get upset and make an issue of it.
Claudia’s attitude did not impress me.  I pretended to head towards my locker so I did not have to wait for her after class.  She caught up as I walked in the hallway towards my next class. As she was walking beside me, pretending that all was fine and dandy, her cell phone rang.  She answered, “Hello.”  After a short silence, she asked, “Where do I meet you?”   As I try to figure out who she is talking to she added, “Okay perfect.  I’ll meet you at Dawson in about half an hour.”   I immediately knew she was meeting up with her best friend at Dawson.   Angry, hurt and upset I put on my “neutral face” and pretended that she was invisible. 
            He’s upset.  I know he’s upset.  He’s ignoring me.  He always ignores me when he’s upset with me.  I know he’s upset because he still has that look on his face.  So, I decided to be the bigger person and tried to make amends.  “Christopher, you look upset.”  And, with a growl louder than that of a lion he responded, “Upset!  How can you accuse me of being upset?” 
How could she possibly think everything is okay by casually talking to me on msn later that day, asking me a simple question for the Biology homework? She keeps all these little secretes from me, ditches me during our break and goes to see our friends at Dawson without me; yet, she still believes everything is fine. But I knew full well that she had more to say to me.


“Claudia says: k i have a question. you have to do a line of best fit for the curves in bio, right? 
Chris says: yup.”
            If there is one thing I cannot stand, is one people answer a question with one word answers. Does he think that he’s cleared everything up by responding by “yup?” Doesn’t really matter, I know what I have to do for my biology homework. It was just a way in to try to get him to talk.

"Claudia says: I thought you were joking and mad about me going to dawson.
Chris says: no, it’s the secrets I cant stand.
Claudia says: but it wasn’t a secret if I was talking to her on the phone in front of you and I knew you couldnt come bc you had class or else obvi we would have gone together
Chris says: how am i suppose to know what is happening on your phone convo? I’m so pissed over the secrets you have with everyone else, and you secret text messages you cant share with anyone. Everytime I take your phone, it’s a whole production to get it back.
Claudia says: yeah bc why shud u read my messages? I don’t have secrets.
Chris says: k wtv."
            With that silly interrogation, both Claudia and I looked at each other and burst into uncontrollable laughter.  What was it?  Why did she have to keep things from me?  Why did I have to act so immature as to ignore her as a result of it all?  I can only conclude one thing.  Claudia and I have known each other for several years.  Even before we developed a friendship, our families were connected.  We endured five years of high school together.  We supported each other through every single class, every bad teacher, and every good teacher.  We have the same friends.  We even decided to attend the same College.  Why all this senseless arguing?  I can only attribute it to the fact that Claudia’s family has been so welcoming to me and this is our form of sibling rivalry.

Canada's First Gold

Hey guys!

Watch Alexandre Bilodeau win Canada's first gold medal on home soil!
What a proud moment to be Canadian!

Alexandre Bilodeau: Gold Medal Moment - Men's Moguls

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Authentic or Staged?


On February 19, 2010, Tiger Woods issued a public apology to his family, friends, fans, supporters and followers.  In a 13 minute speech, he accepted the blame for his infidelity towards his wife and for the hurt and deceit he created towards her and everyone else.  In 13 minutes, he expressed how sorry he was and tried to convince his fans and the viewers that he has a problem and needs further help.

Was his speech authentic or staged?  It obviously was scripted; but, did it come from his heart?  Or, was he obliged to do this to cover up his image and hopefully come back to the game of golf to earn yet another billion dollars?   Tiger Woods is one of the most famous athletes around.  Some people have considered him a hero while others referred to him as their role model.  Regardless of how he has been portrayed or of the numerous questions we have his public apology demonstrated an individual who had aged significantly over his personal ordeals.   Yes, he was once a golf icon.  Yet, he was a man like every other who refrained from carrying his heart on his sleeve on February 19.  Therefore, composed, he humbled himself publicly to express his willingness to correct his wrongs.  It took a lot of courage for this man to come forward and admit that it was his entire fault.  Nevertheless, he did.

So was it worth all the fuss?  Do you believe that he has redeemed and his return to the religion he learned as a child will help him walk the right path?  Does it really matter?  Do we need to care? Watch the interview below and let me know what you think!