The Things That Piss Me Off :)

I never read spam emails, or forwards, or emails which may or may not waste my time. I am simply not interested in emails which “will make you laugh” because honestly, they are not funny. I absolutely hate those chain emails which promise that “we will fall in love in a year if we forward the email to two people or you will fall in love in six months if we send it to six people...” – those don’t actually work. And I think people who actually forward those are desperate. However this past Thursday as I was checking my email, I come across this forward sent by a friend of mine. I immediately checked the email off and sent it to my trash can. After thinking for a second, something aroused my curiosity and I went to see who sent it. It was sent from my friend Alex and without thinking; I clicked on it and found myself reading the article. The article is titled “How To Piss People Off,” from http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/books/845/pissoff.htm  I suggest reading it if you are in need of a good laugh! After having a good laugh, I decided to write a list of things that piss me off.

1. Slow walkers or slow drivers. They waste my time.
2. Chain letters or forwarded emails. Who actually thinks that by forwarding an email to annoy other people on your contact list will grant you a wish or make the love of your life fall into your arms? Never works.
3. People who ask me “can I ask you a question?” before they actually ask me what they want to know.
4. Country music.
5. When people ruin the ending of a movie or a novel before I have seen or read it.
6. When the high beams from the car behind me reflects in my rear-view mirror.
7. People who take out more than 8-10 items at the express checkout counter.
8. People who leave the empty toilet paper roll on the rack and do not replace the roll.
9. Disruptive people during presentations or lectures.
10. People who call, leave a message but don’t leave their name, forcing me to guess who called.
11. People who block the entrance of buses, metros or elevators.
12. People who cut in front of lines.
13. People who chew gum or food loudly or with their mouths open.
14. People who speak loudly during movies.
15. Traffic or people who cause it.
16. Unpleasant odours in a confined area.
17. Getting stuck in the rain.
18. Large Crowds.
19. Hypocrites.
20. Chronic liars.
21. Having to experience early mornings.
22. Long bus rides.
23. Shoveling after a big snow storm.
24. Being the last to shower and not having any hot water.
25. People who are constantly tardy.
26. People who are incompetent.